How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
Troy, what happened???!?
HE HAS AGED SO FUCKIN WELL
So I work at a pet hospital, and we got a sick chameleon today that we had to treat. Needless to say we got a little attached to her and named her Susan. Her pillow was a cotton ball, her blankets were gauze squares and her head-warmer was a top of a glove filled with water. :)
This man used a cake to resign from his job at an airport so he could focus on making cakes.
And the world was good again.
IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU
I just died
oh my fucking god
so that’s what the smell was
when he finally shows you his penis:
Got bored and this advert came on… So I text and I got this…